Baubles On Granny’s Xmas Tree Discovered To Be Sparkly Thong
Does anyone else cherish memories of hanging up a special bauble / christmas ornament to your grandparent's Christmas tree each year emblazoned with your name?
Well, this isn't one of those stories.
In fact, this would be an awkward realisation while helping your little, old granny decorate her festive Christmas tree!
A woman named Alex was helping her 74 year old grandma get into the Christmas spirit, topped off by six recently purchased pretty, purple baubles...
Except they weren't just baubles as Granny innocently thought... but instead they filled with stripper worthy g-bangers.
My 74 year old grandmother bought Christmas baubles in Dunnes Stores, which I have just realised upon decorating her tree that unbeknownst to her upon purchase, they are in fact, lavender glitter G-strings.— Alex. (@Alex_Bermingham) December 11, 2017
Wishing everyone a kinky Christmas this holiday season. pic.twitter.com/saLDl4vcwa
And we don't think it was 'a gift for each of the granddaughters'....
Apparently the glittery filling was unbeknownst to her as she made the purchase.
Whoever served her at the store would no doubt have a very different impression of this little, old lady!
She relied with "Jesus Al yer man in the shop must have thought I was very kinky sure I bought six of them". Crying.— Alex. (@Alex_Bermingham) December 11, 2017
At least she has a sense of humour about the situation!
And not going to lie, those baubles are kinda cute!