How To Survive A Music Festival Now You're Not 25 Anymore
My first music festival in Perth was pretty hectic.
It was 2002 and, other than wearing an oversized sombrero (de
Fifteen years later, if I go to a music festival, dunno about you but I need to know stuff my younger self wouldn't have given two hoots about.
Now that the 96FM Kickstart Summer Concert is about to, well, kick off, here’s what you need to know so you can just relax and enjoy Jimmy Barnes, Ian Moss, Daryl Braithwaite, Thirsty Merc, Phil Jamieson (Grinspoon) and End of Fashion.
YOU WON’T HAVE TO STAND UP THE WHOLE TIME, NO
The biggest difference between the 96FM Kickstart Summer Concert and music festivals you went to in your 20s, is that, more than ever before, you’ll be interested in whether you can bring a chair or not.
The good thing is that, yes, low chairs are OK. As are picnic rugs. Not just to sit on, but for when you no doubt get a bit chilly later on.
Speaking of picnics, there are usually two groups of festival-goers: those that put together the most amazing al fresco spreads… and those who are friends with those people.
If you’re the latter and can’t be bothered bringing your own picnic because reasons (like you’re only going to have to pack it back up again to take it back home and, really, who can be shagged doing that, not me, that’s who), you have a couple of options.
- Make friends with someone who brought an amazing picnic.
- Food trucks. We’ll have a bunch of ‘em there.
- Order a Kickstart Picnic Hamper.
WTF. I know right. Can you imagine getting one of these at the Big Day Out or RockIt back in the day? It'd be something like a sad bucket of chips, a ripped beer ticket and a glowstick.
Not now, oh no, you're older now.
A WEE NOTE
Your 20-year-old self wouldn’t have thought twice about the hell pits toilets at a music festival, other than you just accepted how inhumane they can get, and that's just 15 minutes after the gates open.
But, we get it, your interest the toilet situation is now paramount.
The good news is there will be no portaloos at Kickstart Summer as all the loos at Ascot racecourse are established. Yasssssss.
WILL I NEED TO BRING A JUMPER?
This festival isn’t Coachella, which really is more about being seen than seeing live music.
If you're deciding to either wear a Cold Chisel or Grinners T-shirt – or, hey, even a buttoned shirt from
But here’s what you should definitely rethink…
ROMPERS. Don’t be fooled. They look like
ONESIES. Which are essentially rompers on steroids with a heck of a lot more polyester ‘fur’. Wearing one of these, mid-November, is a great idea if you want to create your own personal global warming disaster.
HEELS. OK, so while they would normally be totally
EXTRA THINGS YOU’LL APPRECIATE AS A 40+ FESTIVAL-GOER
My nan used to always say ‘it’s better to have and not need than to need and not have’. Twenty years ago, I just thought that applied to cardigans. Now, I think a travel pack of tissues and hand
Not gonna lie, even if you don't use them, these things in a precarious bathroom situation can make you a goddam superhero to someone else.
PREGAMING. No, I’m not talking about preloading drinks. I’m talking about creating a playlist or pulling out some LPs or CDs of the artists you’re looking forward to seeing to get you
DANCE. OK, getting down to The Horses will be slightly cruisier than the kind of jumping around you might have done when you saw The Prodigy in 2002, but it’s the best way to stave off tiredness.
Chug some water, reapply the sunscreen and get back out there.
ATTITUDE. Bring your best one, and don’t forget, you’re going to be in great company.
Don’t worry, you’re still cool.
Not to your kids, but to us you are.
Daryl Braithwaite will join Jimmy Barnes, Ian Moss, Thirsty Merc, Phil Jamieson (Grinspoon) and End of Fashion for the 96FM Kickstart Summer Concert at Ascot Racecourse on Sunday, November 12.