These New Products Are Just Plain ‘Horsing Around’
Behold, the most
The Horse Riding Simulator – The iGallop
“Now you can ride a horse in your living room!”
Did your parents ever tell you that you couldn’t have a horse? Well now you can (sorta) and it gives good abs…
As the video points out, “this horse riding simulator is ridiculous”.
Unfortunately, people are LEGITIMATELY buying this product...WHY?!?
This One is For The Kids (definitely not for the parents) – Pony Up Daddy
This saddle (an ACTUAL SADDLE) is “specifically designed for kids to ride on their parents”.
We should just stop here
As the clever lads at Mashable said: “Parents and caregivers get ready to set down your dignity.” You will lose ALL THE DIGNITY, GUYS!
The saddle allows for kids to “comfortably ride on an adult’s back” and WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Nothing about this is OK – even when it comes in four different