In The Event Of A Zombie Attack, Perth Is Screwed
So, OK, there’s no easy way to say this but, in the event of a zombie attack, Perth is screwed.
This is according to research from the Centre for Disease Management and Public Safety at the University of Melbourne.
They also said that those who grouped together were more likely to survive, which was likely to be Perth’s problem.
The study revealed that only
“Darwin is the most likely to survive,” Lise said.
“Darwin??” Paul replied, incredulous.
Lise went on.
“Because people are more likely to take on those in the community and protect them more”
“They’re more community-spirited,” Paul said.
Paul & Lise opened the phones to get an idea of the weapons you might use to fight zombies.
Colin from Midland reckons he would use a cordless chainsaw. He also mentioned he would also need portable solar panels.
(Not gonna lie, we think Colin has an actual plan, so we’re hanging on to his number)
But James from Gosnells. His weapon of choice is lateral but genius.
“I’d surround my house with treadmills”