An Australian bloke has copped massive heat after posting a list online of what he’s looking for in a woman.

The 35-year-old man from Canberra began his Facebook post as a “lost soul looking for love”, complete with a heavily-filtered selfie.

And really, he should’ve just stopped there.

“If you’re between the ages of 19 and 23, are no taller than 5’1, weigh between 43-47kg, are Caucasian or maybe half-caste something exotic,” he continued.

“If you have a job, license, reasonably modern car, regularly gym (no skinny-fat girls thanks), have an ‘innie’ vagina, C-cup breasts, no cheap tattoos, no face piercings.

“Have no ex-f*** buddies or ex-boyfriends who I know or know of and also are willing to move to Canberra to be my girl, have a good personality and sense of humour, never get bratty or start arguments over nothing, and are not insecure when I don’t come home all weekend, then please… hit me up.”


Comments on his post include “he’s looking for a doll”.

Here’s some of the other 1400-odd comments…

“Well with a list like that I think he is going to struggle to find anyone, let’s be thankful he won’t be propagating his genes”

“What 35 year old male uses filters???”

“I have daughters…is this what my girls will have to endure in Canberra…”


“this dude gonna be single for a loooooong time”

‘So he basically want a young, small, inexperienced woman who he can intimidate, gaslight and control. What a catch”