We’ve all heard of buyer’s remorse and we’ve all heard of bad luck.

For Ross Noble, he recently copped both…  in a huge way.

“The chances of all live audiences in every country in the world would disappear and therefore any ability for me to earn any sort of money, because that’s all I do, was to go away, I probably wouldn’t have spent the hundreds of thousands of dollars that I did.”

But because Noble can’t help but deliver his bad luck story the way he does… it was an absolute side-splitter.

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