Meanwhile, in Mexico, a statue of Baby Jesus bearing an uncanny likeness to Phil Collins has been built at a local church.
I mean, not only can the likeness not be unseen, at more than 6.5 metres tall and 900kg, churchgoers have no choice but to see it.
The figure sports a similar front hair-tuft that the Genesis frontman and drummer had in the mid-1980s.
Parish priest Humberto Rodriguez admitted that he only meant to commission a figure that would “fit the church” and “never intended to make it the biggest baby Jesus statue in the world.”
Look at how shockingly big this figure is – the man comes up to its knee.