The country has stood in shock and absolute silence as Tom Hanks updated his social media.
Hanks, alongside wife Rita Wilson, are both currently isolated at Gold Coast University Hospital after getting a positive diagnosis for coronavirus.
They’ve been adorably keeping touch with their fans, uploading updates on their health status but Tom’s recent twitter update has caused an absolute uproar.
Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx pic.twitter.com/09gCdvzGcO
— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) March 15, 2020
Look at that toast guys, look at it. LOOK AT IT.
THAT LAYER OF VEGEMITE IS AS THICC AS LIZZO’S THIGHS BUT DEFINITELY NOT AS DELICIOUS.
This move is an absolute CLASSIC Vegemite rookie move.
Anyone reading this that hasn’t fucked with Vegemite, it’s supposed to be spread LIGHTLY with BUTTER.
This ain’t Nutella.
Some of the replies on the tweet are spot on!
(And also hilarious)
Dear Mr Hanks,
Re: Use of Vegemite.⬇️ pic.twitter.com/Krln7QzTYG
— Peter Murphy (@PeterWMurphy1) March 15, 2020
Tom. What are you doing? No Australian puts that much vegemite on their toast. pic.twitter.com/bq6m6jY73R
— Julie (@J0Marshll) March 15, 2020
Tom: *posts a sweet innocent picture of his very vegemite heavy toast*
— rach 🍓 (@rach__mz) March 15, 2020
Tom Hanks is going to die from Vegemite isn’t he. https://t.co/s2DCvKoWuy
— Neil McMahon (@NeilMcMahon) March 15, 2020
killing coronavirus with nuclear levels of vegemite might be our only hope https://t.co/AjCuOZilSx
— Steve Smith (@stevesmithffx) March 15, 2020
Cripes, we’ve given him coronavirus *and* Vegemite. https://t.co/5RdnsZVRb7
— Greg Jericho (@GrogsGamut) March 15, 2020
I for one am proud of you Tom.
This is some local-thickness spreading mate.
Welcome to our country. https://t.co/1dDt7Ta6Jm
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) March 15, 2020
Respect to Tom Hanks’s Vegemite game. I personally would need more butter, but he goes hard and I’m proud. https://t.co/zrpDM88BAU
— King Malibu (@chrisopotamia) March 15, 2020