The world’s ugliest shoe is now the bag that no one asked for.

Crocs have done a collab with edgy LA brand PizzaSlime and the result is basically a smooshy clog with a zipper where your hoof would go, and an adjustable body strap.

It also comes with seven detachable Jibbitz charms.

And while a pair of classic Crocs will set you back roughly around $60, this thing retails for an eye-watering $300.

At least you get the choice of two colours, yellow and black… right?