In news that absolutely no one expected but seem to be totally accepting, Korn are bringing out their own blend of coffee.
The nu metal band, behind tracks like “Dead Bodies Everywhere” and “Rotting in Vain”, say that the certified fair-trade brew was “uniquely curated” by them in a collab with J Gursey Coffee.
Korn say the blend of Ethiopian, Guatemalan and Peruvian beans is “worthy of the most die-hard coffee fans”
We’re frothing… and so are fans…
Our generation can now enjoy a warm cup of Korn Koffee along with a Disturbed Danish and a Limp Bizkit Biscuit packed with Slipknot Sausage as part of a nutritionally balanced breakfast
— Jonny Loquasto (@JQuasto) September 28, 2018
Korn Koffe by day! @Metallica whiskey by night.
What a time to be alive ☕️ 🥃
— Paul Bannister (@bannisterpaul) September 29, 2018
Korn coffee??? Cmon now… Get back to making music guys.#imstillgonnabuyit
— Merkinmuffdiver (@merkinmuffdiver) September 29, 2018
Hey, could you guys add a backwards R in there? Otherwise I might not know that this is the OFFICIAL @Korn blend of coffee and confusedly purchase another metal band’s coffee blend. Thank you.
— Randy Lambert (@randehman) September 28, 2018
Gives new meaning to “grindcore” am I right
— Santos DeBarros (@SantosDB) September 29, 2018
— Charlie Bukowski (@LePetitOiseau_L) September 28, 2018
Is it as addictive as your music
— chaitanya (@officialchytan) September 28, 2018
Dark Coffees Everywhere
— John Wolfe (@JohnWolfeYT) September 28, 2018
— Bae of Pigs (@paulsef) September 28, 2018
I’m still waiting on KoRn Dogs
— Steamed Grahams (@BigBossBeard) September 28, 2018