You may have noticed some odd flavoured milks on the shelves recently.

That’s Oak, that’s all Oak.

They released 3 new flavours last year, Jaffa, Redskins & Chokito which was already QUESTIONABLE.

Redskins in milk form?

I’m gagging.

But…Chokito? Sounds pretty good actually.

Now they’re releasing 3 NEWER flavours and I’m horrified…but mostly curious.

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We can now get Allen’s FANTALES, Allen’s PINEAPPLES and Nestle’s Peppermint Crisp.

PINEAPPLE MILK? ABSOLUTELY NOT SIR.

They should all be available from Woolies for $3.05/600ml but if you’re really fu**** in the head you can buy a LITRE for $5.08 you bloody animal.

Go get em tiger!