S’cuse me, but someone is clearly cooked over at Alkimos Pizza.

From Thursday, these blokes will have a new pizza on the menu… the BIGGEST pizza in Perth.

This absolute UNIT comes in at 30 inches and weighs more than five kilos and slices as big as your head.

Clearly they couldn’t get a takeaway box big enough so you have to dine in AND you must give them 24 hours’ notice to knock this monster up.

Just to make things even more interesting, they’ll be announcing an eating challenge in the coming weeks.

Meanwhile, it’ll set you back a pretty reasonable $90 and comes with a very civilised two garlic breads because it would be rude not to.