For some AFL-obsessed parents, the imposition of their passion onto their children begins in utero before they’re slipped into their first club onesie.

But if the baby merch from the AFL Store isn’t enough, you can now get their first official legal document in team colours.

Check these out!

And of course…



Thing is, to get one of these particular bad boys, the birth needs to be registered in Victoria and needs to be ordered at the same time as the standard birth certificate.

The WA Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages has clearly taken a more conservative approach to their commemorative birth certificates, a quick check returned a handful such as these…


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