An Austrian (not Australian) man has been slapped with ‘public indecency’ for literally ‘farting at the police’.

Austrian newspaper Österreich reported the story earlier this month.

According to them, the gassy male stood up from a bench and looked the cops in the eye and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”.

‘With Full Intent’ is going to be my new band name.

The man was charged 500 EUROS WHICH IS $820 AUD for releasing the gas bomb.

The cops have told residents not to worry, they won’t go around fining people who accidentally let out a ‘toot’ as this was a TARGETED ATTACK!