Move aside Jackson Jacksin and Charlotte Sharlet, a new list of baby names has been released.

It’s not just any baby name list either… it’s the worst of the worst.

Now, this list, compiled by the team at Emma’s Diary, is not meant to cause any offence but rather a fun poke at our sometimes truly unorthodox approach to naming the next generation.

Scroll down for the lists, but hoo boy, hit PLAY to hear what happened when we opened the phones…

 

Worst boys’ names according to Emma’s Diary

  • Abaddon
  • Adolf
  • Anous
  • Ajax
  • Akuji
  • Arthur
  • Arlo
  • Bart
  • Bear
  • Bob
  • Boris
  • Boss
  • Brian
  • Buster
  • Cannon
  • Cletus
  • Champ
  • Chandler
  • Danger
  • Dennis
  • Dick
  • Diesel
  • Doyle
  • Ebolah
  • Edwood
  • Elmo
  • Geoffrey
  • George
  • Graham
  • Hitler
  • Inspektor
  • Jax
  • Jedi
  • John
  • Justin
  • Keeler
  • Kevin
  • King
  • Legend
  • Louis
  • Lucifer
  • Nigel
  • Sadman
  • Satan
  • Simon
  • Sonny
  • Spartacus
  • Stormy
  • Yugo

Worst girls’ names according to Emma’s Diary

  • Alexa
  • Aliviyah
  • Alice
  • Apple
  • Appaloosa
  • Arabella
  • Ahmiracle
  • Any
  • Aimee
  • Baby
  • Beberly
  • Blaykelee
  • Boomquifa
  • Chardonnay
  • Deirdre
  • Delilah
  • Elizabreath
  • Emmi
  • Ethel
  • Fanny
  • Flora
  • Helga
  • Hellzel
  • I’munique
  • Jerica
  • Karen
  • Lana
  • L’Oreal
  • Mattel
  • Maybelline
  • Mercedes
  • Merica
  • Mia
  • Nevaeh
  • North
  • Panthy
  • Phelony
  • Precious
  • Princess
  • Sassi
  • Skye
  • Sidero
  • Star
  • Thana
  • Tracey
  • Tu Morrow
  • Varaminta
  • Vejonica
  • Yuu