For all its shortcomings, social media can lead you to some true marvels.

A casual online morning scroll has led to the discovery of a deli that makes possibly the fattest sausage rolls we’ve ever laid our eyes on.

These absolute units are going for just $7.50 each at the Passione Gourmet Deli Café in the Kingsley Village Shopping Centre.

They’ve have been officially described as ‘quite simply they’re fckn amazing!!!’ by the crew at Give Me Deals Perth which is, frankly, the kind of review my winter body responds to.